- Who is ResponsibleBoss : We need someone for this Job, who is Responsible.
Santa : Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job,
whenever anything went wrong, they said I am Responsible… - Order..! Order..!Once Santa went to Court
Judge :– Order..! Order..!
Santa :– “1 Pizza, 2 Dosa , 3 idaly and 1 Maza”
Judge :– “Shut-Up”
Santa :– “No..No….Thums Up Charged Ice Chilled..!” - Young girl English Teacher: “One cute and young girl is walking
on the road.” Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- “Oye,pataka !” - Robber killed him After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing?
Clerk : Yes I saw u.
Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u?
Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u! - 2 tickets Bus conductor: Why are taking 2 tickets?
Santa : Because if I lose 1 that 2 ticket will save me.
Conductor: what if you lose both?
Santa : Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!
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