Top Funny jokes for Whatsapp Part 1

  1. Who is ResponsibleBoss : We need someone for this Job, who is Responsible.
    Santa : Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job, 
    whenever anything went wrong, they said I am Responsible…
  2. Order..! Order..!Once Santa went to Court
    Judge :– Order..! Order..!
    Santa :– “1 Pizza, 2 Dosa , 3 idaly and 1 Maza”
    Judge :– “Shut-Up”
    Santa :– “No..No….Thums Up Charged Ice Chilled..!”
  3. Young girl English Teacher: “One cute and young girl is walking
    on the road.” Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
    Sardar student:- “Oye,pataka !”
  4. Robber killed him After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing?
    Clerk : Yes I saw u.
    Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u?
    Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u!
  5. 2 tickets Bus conductor: Why are taking 2 tickets?
    Santa : Because if I lose 1 that 2 ticket will save me.
    Conductor: what if you lose both?
    Santa : Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!

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