Top Funny jokes for Whatsapp Part 4


  1. The cat ran awayA family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, “Bow-wow!” The cat ran away. “What was that, Father?” asked Baby Mouse. “Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.”
  2. second opinionThe doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
    The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
    The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’
  3. OUCH! , it hurts!A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
    The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
    The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
    The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”
  4. wash all my dirty clothesHusband sent a text to wife at night,
    “Hi I will get late, plz try and wash all my dirty clothes
    And make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
    He sent another text, “I forgot to tell u that I got an increase in
    My salary at the end of month I’m getting u a new car”
    She text back, “Omg really?”
    Husband Replied: “No I just wanted to make sure u got my 1st msg.”
  5. Room 1221A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.” She replies, “if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 1221.”

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