- Hips Are SleepingOnce Two Persons Were Sitting In A Meeting.
1st Said: “This Meeting Is So Boring Even My Hips Are Sleeping”
2nd Said: “Ya I’ve Heard Them Snoring Three Times“ - She Is In TroubleUniversal Truth:
Help A Girl When She Is In Trouble,
And
She Will Surely Remember You,
Only When…
She Is Again In Trouble. - Break That Into 2 Pieces Teacher: “Who Created The Earth?”
(Boy Pokes A Girl’s Back With A Pen)
Girl: “Oh God!”
Teacher: “Good Girl. Correct Answer”
Teacher Again Asked: “Who Was Born On 25 Dec?”
(Boy Again Pokes The Girls Back)
Girl: “Oh Jesus!”
Teacher: “Very Good. Correct Answer”
Teacher Again Asked: “What Did Eve Tell To Adam When They Had Their 17th Baby?”
(Boy Pokes On Girl’s Back Again)
Girl: “If You Don’t Stop Inserting That Thing In Me Now. I’ll Break That Into 2 Pieces And Just Put It Into Your Nostrils.”
Teacher Fainted!! - Definition Of Circulated MotionTeacher To Student: “What Is Hyper Active Possessive Definition Of Circulated Motion”
Student: “Zimbalakadi Takada Bamba Huchalu”
Teacher: “I Did Not Understand What You Said”
Student: “Same Here, Mam“ - Clearly Misunderstood.Question: “What Is The Oxymoron?”
Answer: “An Oxymoron Is Defined As A Phrase In Which Two Words Of Opposite Meanings Are Brought Together”
Here Are Some Funny Oxymorons :
Exact Estimate.
Clearly Misunderstood.
Small Crowd.
Fully Empty.
Act Naturally.
Found Missing.
Only Choice
Pretty Ugly.
Seriously Funny.
Original Copies…
And The Mother Of All
Happily Married !
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