- Wife wantedA man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.” Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
- if my bull sees youA man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.” - Honest ConfessionA Married Man’s Honest Confession:
- “I Always Read My Wife’s Horoscope To See What Kind Of Day I Am Going To Have.”
- mutual fund investments An Investment Banker Was Getting Married.
During Wedding, The Wife Vomits.
Husband: “What Happened?”
Wife: “Capital Gains Arising Out Of Previous Investment.”
Husband: “U cheated me..”
Wife: “U should know, mutual fund investments are subject to market risks!” - Delicious Chicken SoupSanta Had A Leakage In The Roof Over His Dining Room.
Plumber Asked: “Sir When Did U Notice Leakage in Roof ?”
Santa: “Last Night…. When It Took Me 3 Hours To Finish My Delicious Chicken Soup”
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