Top Funny jokes for Whatsapp Part 2

  1. Wife wantedA man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.” Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
  2. if my bull sees youA man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
    The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
  3. Honest ConfessionA Married Man’s Honest Confession:
  4. “I Always Read My Wife’s Horoscope To See What Kind Of Day I Am Going To Have.”
  5. mutual fund investments An Investment Banker Was Getting Married.
    During Wedding, The Wife Vomits.
    Husband: “What Happened?”
    Wife: “Capital Gains Arising Out Of Previous Investment.”
    Husband: “U cheated me..”
    Wife: “U should know, mutual fund investments are subject to market risks!”
  6. Delicious Chicken SoupSanta Had A Leakage In The Roof Over His Dining Room.
    Plumber Asked: “Sir When Did U Notice Leakage in Roof ?”
    Santa: “Last Night…. When It Took Me 3 Hours To Finish My Delicious Chicken Soup”

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